No, not how the universe was created, but the bar, on the landing in St Louis. That's where I ended up tonite. I was supposed to meet some friends at a bar, but the directions that I got were all jacked, so I went down to the place I used to work, and decided to see what was up. http://www.thebigbangbar.com
I show up and notice right away there is an inordinate amount of bacholorette parties occupying the bar.
Now, I don't want to give the impression that I am UNHAPPY for these people who have a pending marriage, but do I really need to hear her, and ALL her friends shriek all night about how "SHE'S GETTING MAAAAAARRRRIIIIIIEEEEEED!" for four or five fucking hours? Okay lady, you convinced somebody that YOUR vagina is the best he will EVER have, why do I have to cheer for you?
ANYHOW, the crowd was in good spirits, which is always a good thing. It lends to the show. Oh, if you havent been, or heard, the Big Bang is a bar that has "rock n roll dueling pianos", which SOUNDS a tad bit gay, but is actually a damn fine entertainment concept. Two guys playing pianos, playing requests and telling jokes, and singing to Bachelorettes, birthday boys and girls, and people on their anniversary, etc. Its a good time.
While walking from the bar with my Red Bull on the rocks, I get ambushed by a big hug from a little girl, who happens to be a girl I formerly worked with at Missouri Baptist Medical Center. She was there celebrating her birthday. It is always nice to see people you LIKE from places you DIDN'T like, and see them having fun and a good time. Luckily my bartender friend Brad (thanks for the free Red Bull Brad! ) hooked me up with some tastey drink for my friend Erin. She seemed very impressed with whatever it was, and was passing it around her table making her friends taste it.
ANYHOW, back on track, I go to the bathroom to, well, to use it, and I see a SMALL pair of boots under the stall door. A few seconds later, I notice they arent in the proper "peeing" position, and I peek down a bit and see that, yes indeed, somebody is receiving oral in the bathroom stall. Good times, good memories for two lucky people!
The band played all the usual songs, and I had a good time. Left early, since it IS a bit of a drive for me.
But, if you are ever downtown, I highly recommend it! 809N Second St, St Louis MO!
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